After a drab cup of coffee you try to leave, but the door is locked. "There's nothing out there yet. Hang tight," the waiter says. "You can have more coffee? It's on the house."
[ You mean I'm stuck in here? ]
"What??? Noooo... Maybe... It's really no big deal. Just have some coffee, you'll be able to leave soon!" The waiter quickly puts a fresh cup of coffee on your table, along with a blanket and a brochure about professional cooling units.
[ I'll have that coffee then. ]
"Good, good! Just a minute... Maybe sign the guestbook while you're here?" The waiter drops a hefty handmade book on the table. "You can tell a story or keep it short and sweet, it's up to you."